Just out-side of reality USA
I know you're thinking about it.
Despite the fact that a few months/ weeks/ days/ hours (please circle one) ago you swore you wouldn't.
Remember last time ________/________/_______(insert date)
You spent Day 1: unable to work effectively because you were too busy shivering uncontrollably and in ecstasy. Not only did you forget to do several key things essential to your job, you also got to work late because of exhaustion. This caused ________________ (insert name(s) here) to mock you.
You spent Day 2 &3: unable work or shut the hell up. Every other word that came out of your mouth was____________________ this __________________ that (insert name here). You also smiled like a lunatic and vastly annoyed everyone in you immediate vacinity . This caused ________________ (insert name(s) here) to mock you.
You spent Day 4: in a pathetic downward spiral... now unable to work because of depression laced with horny-ness and had to avoid anything that sounded remotely like Jill Scott, Frank Sinatra, Macy Gray, Dave Matthews, Portis Head, Norah Jones, Within Temptation or Dana Krall which is fucktastically inconvenient since this comprises most of your musical collection. You also gave yourself a headache from smacking your head against the steering wheel of your car in utter dismay at yourself and your actions. This caused two little blue haired refuges from the old folks home, and one incredibly hot unknown to look at you like you were crazy.
You spent Day 5: clawing your way out of yesterday's downward spiral by listening to Punk Rock and Fuck You music which surprisingly included Within Temptation. You gave yourself a headache from the multitudinous of overtly stereotypical neck snaps complete with eye rolling while you envisioned yourself telling _________________ (insert name here) why he/she (please circle one) is a total____________, _____________, ____________ (please use other side for more space) son/ daughter/ both of a motherless goat. This also caused ___________________ to mock you.
On Day 6: you successfully achieved normality and swore never to do it again.
And you're going to do it again aren't you?
Bless your sad simple horny heart.
Here are the rules.
#1 Do take it with a grain of salt
#2 Do remember your worth and your power
#3 Do enjoy yourself safely as always
#4 Do demand what you want
#5 Do let go
#6 And what ever you do Don’t fall… it's not love, it's not like, it's chemical. That does not mean it
doesn't feel great. It means it's like indigestion... the feeling will pass on through soon enough
Break rule #6 only in case of extreme emergency
And this isn’t an emergency.
Love you more than anyone else can,
Ms Common Sense
General Manager of the More Sensible Voices in Your Head.
Overlooked Co-Chair of the Pussy Power Brigade