1. affected with madness or insanity; "a man who had gone mad" [syn: brainsick]
2. foolish; totally unsound; "a crazy scheme"; "half-baked ideas"; "a screwball proposal without a prayer of working"
Slang. an unpredictable, nonconforming person; oddball: a house full of crazies who wear weird clothes and come in at all hours.....
“I’m not crazy I’m just not your kind of crazy.” I say as I purposely begin to sort the skittles into little groups.
“You’re fucking nut’s little girl you should just accept it” He says purposely putting a green one next to a red one… I can feel my left eye twitch a little.
“I’m on a self imposed holiday. I’m not currently fucking anyone… this is probably why I’ve gained ten pounds”
“Lack of sex doesn’t make you fat trust me I’d be Marlon Brando if that were the case. Don Juan Brando not Street Car Named Desire Brando"
“True, but it makes me crave chocolate and b.o.b. just isn’t what he used to be. I think I have finally managed to numb out my clit. I am abstaining until I am sensitive again”
“Just in time for Lent”
“You Catholics are all about pain”
“I’m a full recovered ex-Catholic thank you. I’m Pagan!”
“Once a Catholic always a Catholic this is probably why you’re fucking nuts.”
At this point I blessed with enough clarity to see that I am seriously involved in a semi-circular, completely futile argument regarding my sanity with someone I consider to be utterly unsound… this is something only an insane person would do.
We debate the topic happily for over half an hour.