It's not that serious

Me:      I wanna chat with -----   but I don't know if I should
            I think I will just stay hidden from him

Kris:    is he on?

Me:      yep

Kris :   do you think that maybe he might think you're avoiding him?

Me:      snap monkey I wouldn't want that
            im ignoring Jim not him
            I'm just afraid of being like hi hi hi hi and he really not interested and all that fire cracking was on my   
            side and not his

Kris:    then you type "sup"

Me:      lol
            okay I can do that
            it can't be only  on my side he was so intense
            gah
            im over thinking
            besides its just fun right
            just fun
            fuck it I have to just say that over and over again

Kris:    why are you being like me 2 years ago?

Me:      karma, karma being the little bitch whore she is
            anyway  should I put a smiley face behind the sup?
            or should I not
            or should I say hey you since sup is so leet speak
            or should I say sup you?

            wtf is wrong with me
            was it that good that I am stupid
            fuck
            okay
            did you hear that
            I just slapped myself
           maybe that gave me a bit more sense

Kris:    SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT
            you're pissing me off and I'm going to have to fucking slap you tomorrow

Me:      i typed in hiyah
            its my compromise

Kris:    ok

Me:      this is crazy
            god damnt you know what I am getting a vibrator and calling it a fuckin day
            I swear
            I am not allowed to date
            this is turning me stupid
            fuck men
            fuck women too
            I’m going to be a nun from now on

Kris:    yeah ok
            that won't last

Me:     hey can we trade the honesty for a little support here!
           Seriously next time I go out with anyone im wearing my cast iron drawers…well unless its Mr Studd

Kris:    yeah he's cute
            freaky but cute
            and that's how Christian Bale was in American Psycho

Me:      cute and freaky?

Kris:    and scary with a fucking saw

Me:      well thanks for ruining Mr Studd FOUREV’ERRRR
             this is that honesty thing again isn't it?
             I see what you did there

Kris:    safety before pleasure