Me: god damn’t I need to kick something
i figured it out
Kris: well, there you go you need a friend with benefits
Me: I have not been horny for a long time ... this sucks ass!!!
jesus how was I ever a productive human being
I can't even think straight
I'm craving caffeine
I’m moody as hell
I am not sleeping well
and i'm hyper aware of my poor vagina
Kris: you're in a crappy situation
Kris: what about some of your bi friends
Me: they are all in the friend zone and hello!!! bi does not = slut whore. I will just have to suck it up like everyone else
Kris: no I mean why can't you ask them to help you find a fuck buddy?
Me: because bi doesn’t = slut whore… and well I never really considered a fuck buddy I mean I don't know if i can do it
spanking someone is one thing,
raunchy play is one thing
sex is another
I deeply enjoy sex and I don't think I can have a fuck buddy
but ask me again in a month
Kris: I'll ask you again in 4 minutes
so you do know me well
Kris: so are you going to get a fuck buddy
Me: you suck.