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Chat Dude: Stats
Me: ?
Chat Dude: M/W/S/36/6’4/170, 10
Me: ?
Chat Dude: male,white,single, 36 years old, six feet and inches, 170 lbs,
10 inches of pleasure for you.
Me: Don’t mess with me. You’ll end up blogged.
Chat Dude: blogged?
Me: Yeah blogged big time
Chat Dude: Do you always threaten men like that?
Me: Yeah I threaten women that way too.
Chat Dude: so what do you blog sexy?
Me: things that tickle or traumatize me
Chat Dude: Can I tickle you?
Me: no, but that question is creepy and kind of traumatizing
Chat Dude: You’re funny
Me: I’ve been told
Chat Dude: i bet you have
Me: You’re sarcastic
Chat Dude: i’ve been told
Me: I bet you have
Chat Dude: what’s your stats
Me: this again?
Chat Dude: what’s the matter r u shy.
Me: F/B/S/27/5’6/150/DD
Chat Dude: Wow really J
Me: No, not really I lied about my weight
Chat Dude: Are you a little chubby?
Me: No, I’m fat.
Chat Dude: I like fat girls
Me: has that ever worked for you?
Chat Dude: Is it working now?
Me: No
Chat Dude: You’re the exception
Me: I’m glad
Chat Dude: So when can I fuck you?
Me: When you speak to me with more than one sentence
Chat Dude: So when can I fuck you? Please?
Me: You’re kindah of charmingly single minded you know that?
Chat Dude: Is it working?
Me: No
Chat Dude: but I spoke 2 u in more than one sentence.
Me: wow I guess that makes me a liar
Chat Dude: you seemed like a good girl
Me: you don’t know me so you don’t know what I seem like
Chat Dude: so are u a bad girl… what bad things are you doing to yourself right now
Me: talking to you
Chat Dude: really I’m hard for you now
Me: I’m at work
Chat Dude: kinky, so am I
Me: okay g2g
Chat Dude: you gonna leave me like this
Me: yep, good luck.
(switch to invisible… 5 mins later)
Chat Dude: I know
Me: I’m blocking you now.
Chat Dude: you have a lot of making up to do
Me: lol
Chat Dude: look don’t block me. Let me send you a pic
Me: as long as it’s not of your penis
Chat Dude: let me send you another pic
Me: you’re cute… I’m still going to blog you
Chat Dude: did I tickle you J
Me: maybe
Chat Dude: you know the size of my dick will traumatize you
Me: what are we 16?
Chat Dude: I wanna get to know you
Me: get in line I wanna get to know me too
Chat Dude: send me a pic
Me: no
Chat Dude: but I sent you mine
Me: I didn’t ask for it
Chat Dude: come on. please. see more that one sentence.
Chat dude: wow you are fat but your beautiful
Me: jesus why am I still chatting with you
Chat dude: using your word. you have a nice smile too.
Me: please don’t stoke off to that
Chat dude: no promises… you are really cute. funny too
Me: I’ve been told
Chat dude: I’m telling you again. I’d like to chat with you more.
Please?
Me: I’m not fucking you.
Chat dude: You don’t know that yet.
Me: I’m serious…i'm wearing iron underwear and I’m like a mountain.
I shall not be moved
Chat dude: Then I’ll be like the wind.
Me: You’ve switched tactics.
Chat dude: You’ve noticed.
Me: Don’t attempt to woo me with adult conversation
Chat dude: Why is it your kryptonite.
Me: bah!
Chat dude: Add me to friends please
Me: No
Chat dude: Please?
Me: Fine
Chat dude: I’ll stop bothering you now so you can get back to work.
I hope to talk with you later
Me: I’m grumbling and rolling my eyes.
Chat dude: that’s a good sign… have a nice day my fat goddess
Me: mother of christ your full of it
And so he disappears into the ether...
