The most sophisticated piece of technology (dramatic pause) that you will ever pee on

On Thursdays nights for two hours I become one of the people that I like to make fun of. I go completely incommunicado. I enter this stupefied state where I scream or mutter the following at the television:
"Oh no she/he didn't.
That whore.
That's right Betty... FUCK EM
Oh Dr. McDreamy
Oh my Goddess
But she's never removed a shard of glass from a persons heart who is attached to another person via impalement by two yard metallic pole
Oh Dr. McSteamy
Omg George when the hell are your balls gonna drop?!"

It was during a particularly thrilling episode of Grey's Anatomy that this came on

After the initial shock I laughed until I almost could have taken the test right then and there.
I had so many questions
What the hell is that about?
Was it a pregnancy test?
Who the hell are they marketing that too?
Did I miss something?
Are men able to become pregnant now too?
Who the hell did it?
Is it the same guy that does all the razor ads?
Seriously my eyes were burning. I think that the disembodied stream of urine edgy as it was, was still a bit much.
And that voice!!!
The most sophisticated piece of technology you will ever pee on!!!!
If I ever sent Terick to the store for a pregnancy test would that be the one he would get... would it make him feel more manly standing in line... would he feel better knowing that he had provided me with the most technologically advanced early detection unit to date.
If I ever sent Terick for the test.
Most likely it would be my own little private freak out
and a pregnancy test that's shaped like a penis is not invited.
I wonder what would happen if the same people started marketing tampons and pads.