Crazy black lady voting: Then and Now

( In response to Chris being crazy)
You're not nuts
I wanted a paper ballot too
but I guess someone remembered me raising hell from the last time they tried to get me to do the e-vote.
Man the bitch rose up hard that time
(le sigh)
it was great

Then
me: can I have a paper ballot please
lady: e-voting it much better have you tried it before
me: no and I don't want too today may I please have a paper ballot
lady: well I checked you off for e-voting... I'm sure we can find someone to help you through it your first time
me: will I get a receipt for e-voting
lady2: no ... but you get this sticker
me: (looking at lady 2 as if she had lost her goddamn mind)
lady1: It's really easy and your already marked for e-voting-
me:(music from Mosh playing in my head rather loudly which means I have to speak louder to hear my own voice over it) It was said that we get to see a receipt for electronic voting right?
lady1: (eyeing me as if I was a crazy black person) well the receipts are not available
me: (Mosh still playing) well then I want a paper ballot... since I can not verify my vote using the machines. This is an important election. What if there is some kind of glitch or TAMPERING how could you tell if there was no paper trail?
guy: is there a problem here?
me: (with righteous indignation)no I just want to exercise my right to vote on paper ballot (in my head: you rat bastard mother fuckers trying to keep the people down... if your not with us... your against us... try me.. Try Me.... TRY ME.)
guy:(ushering me to the side and giving me a paper ballot) This way please
me: damn no fight... oh well.
But on the plus side everyone behind me got paper ballots.

Now
Instead of giving me the same type of hell this year
Maybe it was because I was wearing a black shirt that read
I love punk
I love glam
I love soul
I love rock-n-roll
and had my locks tussled and disorderly
they just made some weird statement
while avoiding eye contact
that sounded like I was being read my Miranda rights or some shit
took the pages right out of the book
sat me out in the open
And some lady who volunteered sat next to me while I filled it out
I didn't give a damn.
Got my I voted sticker
and bounced


As long as I can im voting paper... even if it ends up in the bay you hear me!!!!!!
and im going to bitch about e-voting
because they PROVED that shit can be hacked even after you are shown your receipt
hahahahahah
good times