missrenie | WOW I mean wow

Okay so like its Valentines Day, Kris is having her period, moodswings, and shes missed two days of prozac... not at all favorable conditions for skating, forecast says the ice is pretty thin.
So in order to get her out of the horrible no-one-loves-me-cycle that if left unchecked could sprial into a everyone hates me... which is must worse.
Trust me
We decide to have a gamer girls night. Which is not much diffrent from a gamer guy night. But being a gamer girl is snarky if not down right sexy. I mean what guy would not like a girl that he could go slay a level 50 plus elite dragon with? Or who would understand the intricaies of proper key congfigurations, the subtle art of macro setups or stand besides him in the huge mecca Fry and lust after a sweeeeeeeet graphics card. I mean actually gettin sexual stimulation from imagining what your new game would look like and how lag would be a thing of the past.
Lag... curses to the evil Lag Demons (raising and shaking fist in fury)
So the first thing we do is order pizza... from Little Ceasars. That in itself was an experince. The website says you can order a bbq chicken pizza so when he told me I could not I just assumed he misheard me..but after the third time I finally understood and ordereda 4 topper large so Terick could have some. Kris went to order hers and was told "we only sell larges" Kris so brillant. She onl had to be told once... sometimes I envy her for that extra comprehension skill point.
Pizzas in tow we head to my place stuff some pizza down real quick while we log on and setup, grab our diet cokes and relaz into a lovely night of World of Warcraft.
Killin
Chillin
Getting owned by Horde 20 levels higher than us, writing down their names for future refrences so we dont forget our grudges.
and then it happens
this level 16 runs by as asks if we need help
which we do not I mean I am 20 and Kris is 22
Then the level 16 says my frickin name "Irene is that you?"
I know then that it is Leslie
WTF mate
level 16 already
she just got the game a few days ago
true it is not hard to get to lvl 16
if you dont have anything else to do
but
damn
sooooo I whisper to her just so she can hear it "um dont say my real name... bad gaming form. Its like a secret id.Next time just whisper to me personal information"

(it was Safyre which gave it away.. my coven name is Saifyre and my on-line mage is black)
and do you think she says sorry, or okay.

she pretends it did not happen

so I pretend she is not there

and run off

meanwhile in Kristens head we hear the following:

"WTF... oh but hell no... she is not going to pass me at this. I'll never hear the end of it... I hope she does not figure out that its me fighting with Irene... maybe ill just hid behind this tree... look like I am not with her.... damn she is typing to me.... dont freak out.. just ignore her... maybe she drop off the face of the planet...how the hell did she find us!"

I mean WOW

Leslie finding us does not really upset me. I mean she'll play so much that she will be a much higher level than me in no time and I won't have to worry about draft dodging

its Kris im worried about

She's ready to dedicate time and energy into staying ahead of Leslie.

I just don't want to be the one to explain to her mother how I found her in the middle of the living room partial eaten by her cats because she wasted away from playing too much...

that would suck.

either way... ill never catch up