Me: He’s divine
Pink: No he’s not
Me: You should see what he’s texting me
Me: my hands will rove most passionately. And my face will bury itself in your bosoms in short order.
Me: "short order"
Me: how the freak can I resist that
Pink : isn't bosom supposed to be singular?
Me: Damn’t now he is human again
Pink : sorry
Me: you would see that grammatical error
Pink : this is why I don't date