That's not sage...

[missrenie]

I had a weird dream
Not a bad one
Just a really weird one
I wake up
I check the time
It’s one o’clock in the morning... I think
And I smell something

Something earthy and sage-like and I realize just why I had a weird ass- wake me up at one o’clock in the god damn morning-dream

I’ve just been fucking hotboxed*!!!

Someone lit up in the living room. This has not been a problem in the past since I close my bedroom door, tuck a towel under the crack and sleep with the window open for circulation.

But its winter now. There is no way I am sleeping with that window open. It was so chilly last night that we turned on the heater. The vent that sucks the air into the ventilation system is in the hallway right next to the living room

Needless to say:

Heating on
+Closed and sealed bedroom door
+420 friendly someone (who knows who they are)
= me all fucked up


I open my door... which is hard to do since I am groggy and the towel is getting in the way. I scream down the hall which seems longer than usual so I scream louder than normal. At least I think I am…

'Hey! are you smoking?!'
'A while ago'
'Jesus Christ!' at least I think I scream Jesus Christ...
'What?'

I can't answer because Tank has just run down the hall and is accosting me like he hasn't seen me in two days when in all actuality it has only been two hours. I am trying to fend off his affection but I am groggy and I only use one hand since I'm trying to keep myself decent. After a while I realize that it’s a dog and don't really care if it sees me naked cause I see it naked all the time. I drop the sheet and shove him out with both hands but not before my face is covered in doggy slobber. I slam the door shut… or at least I think I do.
Pry open the window, light an incense stick stay awake just long enough to put it out. Once I figure out how anyway and collapse back onto my now trampled futon.

I wake up again around 3pm this time because I am freezing my tits off on account of falling asleep with the window open.




Somewhere, seriously, I swear some cosmic deity is just rolling in the god damn aisles…

I’d normally be upset about this
But currently I am in a curiously good mood

I wonder why…

*Hotbox: (noun)

A hotbox is an air-tight room or vehicle that contains one or more pot-smokers smoking one or more joints. The exhaled smoke and the smoke coming from the joint, unable to escape, circulates and thus is breathed in and is not wasted. Smokers in a hotbox may find themselves totally fucked beyond the point of speech after about 30 minutes. Hotboxing is an event that requires some amount of planning, but ensures optimal weed usage.

Guy 1: "Dude, my parents are on holiday and we're gonna hotbox my bathroom!!"
Guy 2: "SWEEET!"