That’s discrimination you know...

Two Weeks Ago



Me: So what you're telling me is that if I had sex with a man who had sex with a man that I can not give blood for a year


Nurse: That's correct


Me: Even if it was protected sex and I can prove that I am HIV negative


Nurse: That's correct


Me: That's discrimination you know


Nurse: --


Me: I said that's discrimination.


Nurse: (whispered) That's correct


Me: So what if I was into the pussy?


Nurse: Excuse me.


Me: Lezzy, skirt chasing, clit loving lesbian you know into eating pussy. Could I still give blood?


Nurse: Oh yes


Me: So I can have sex with another woman just not with a man who has had sex with another man.


Nurse: Correct


Me: I like having sex with women more anyway


Nurse: Excuse me?


Me: I said I like having sex with women more anyway.


Nurse: --


Me: Look seriously this discrimination thing sucks serious ass. It's like saying someone automatically has aids because of his sexual orientation. Is there anything being done about it?


Nurse: Well it is being contested.


Me: How likely is it that this thing gets over turned?


Nurse: Not too likely


Me: Looks like I can't give blood then, between my recent sexual activities the tattoos and piercings I'm about to get and that trip I'm planning to Africa & Austria I'm out of the running for life.


His demeanor changed…He sighed, neatly folding my application before tossing it into the shredder bin. He sat back down and crossed his legs. Rested his chin on his right hand and leaned forward.

His smile was absolutely wicked. I was surprised.


Nurse: I can't either sugah, I can't either. I'll make sure you still get your free movie passes in the mail though. In the mean time keep fighting the good fight honey.





I got my movie tickets
I'm going to go see Milk