Oral B soft bristles ... light blue please
Oct. 6th, 2006 02:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
missrenieSo Terick is gone to Chicago for a week.
I've gotten some cleaning and organizing done
which is good
I've gotten to work ontime ever day
which never happens
and I enjoy cooking for one
not having the computer running 24/7
a clean car
and
spotless floor
but
there are somethings to be said for having him around...
other than being the love of my life and all the mushy stuff
At 2:15 am I woke up horny.
Like omg I wont be able to go back to sleep unless I get a good moan in horny
Like squeezing thighs together , can't really think straight need sex now horny
Like sex or die horny
At this point I normally roll over, get a peice of lovin and back to sleep before Terick wakes up enough to realize whats happening
but seeing as he is not there I did not have that option.
Needless to say I was frantic.
I had just broken my last good vibrator last month and had neglected to replace it...
I spent the next half an hour rummaging through my room trying to find something that vibrated or something I wouldn't feel bad fornicating with.
I kept coming up empty
Some time before three am I feel to my knees distraught infront of my bookshelf... I remembered my copy of Anne Rice's "The Claiming of Sleeping Bueaty" and I hoped that would be enough.
But as I tossed the books from the shelf, creating a Terick- esque mess
I saw the answer right infront of me
My toothbrush
Oral B
soft bristles
baby blue
gum massager
i.e.
it fucking vibrates
I debated wether or not to use my toothbrush in the absence of Terick and b.o.b.
this was not a long debate
anyway
it may only have one speed setting
but it is powerful clit stimulator that does wonders in a pinch
its cheap
you can buy it in any grocery store
your guy/ girl can never get jealous of it cause they will never suspect you using it for alternate purposes.
travels well too
I highly recommend it
I've gotten some cleaning and organizing done
which is good
I've gotten to work ontime ever day
which never happens
and I enjoy cooking for one
not having the computer running 24/7
a clean car
and
spotless floor
but
there are somethings to be said for having him around...
other than being the love of my life and all the mushy stuff
At 2:15 am I woke up horny.
Like omg I wont be able to go back to sleep unless I get a good moan in horny
Like squeezing thighs together , can't really think straight need sex now horny
Like sex or die horny
At this point I normally roll over, get a peice of lovin and back to sleep before Terick wakes up enough to realize whats happening
but seeing as he is not there I did not have that option.
Needless to say I was frantic.
I had just broken my last good vibrator last month and had neglected to replace it...
I spent the next half an hour rummaging through my room trying to find something that vibrated or something I wouldn't feel bad fornicating with.
I kept coming up empty
Some time before three am I feel to my knees distraught infront of my bookshelf... I remembered my copy of Anne Rice's "The Claiming of Sleeping Bueaty" and I hoped that would be enough.
But as I tossed the books from the shelf, creating a Terick- esque mess
I saw the answer right infront of me
My toothbrush
Oral B
soft bristles
baby blue
gum massager
i.e.
it fucking vibrates
I debated wether or not to use my toothbrush in the absence of Terick and b.o.b.
this was not a long debate
anyway
it may only have one speed setting
but it is powerful clit stimulator that does wonders in a pinch
its cheap
you can buy it in any grocery store
your guy/ girl can never get jealous of it cause they will never suspect you using it for alternate purposes.
travels well too
I highly recommend it
