Tricky Rat Bastards

Those tricky rat bastards.
they can all kiss my ass
and they better hop to it cause there's a lot of ground to cover


Maybe I should explain myself

I'm at the gas station right down the street.  I need to get some gas so that I can make it to work tomorrow.  I don't want to fill up all the way.  Just enough to get me by so that I have enough money left on my card in case of emergency.  You know the ole calculated "If I get this much I will be running on fumes by next paycheck but that's okay.   I can get a full tank of unleaded once that check hits at 12am Friday morning...as long as I don't have to go up any hills I'm cool" fill up.

So I'm doing the do.  Pumping my gas and thangs when I hear a voice.  I look up and I see a bright shinny new tv screen over the pump.  There's some mindless fashion thing on there about the horrors of acne.  That is easily ignored.  I don't give a cow's second left tit if Jennifer Love Hewitt got teased because of acne in the 5th grade.  The bitch is rich now.  But on the left of that is a panel that shows things like "This day in history" or "Today's Thought".  Things you can read.  I love reading.  I'm so into it that I can barely hear the sad commercial about autism (which is probably caused by ethanol and the like)  and worse I barely hear the "Click" of the gas hose. 

I look down to see I have spent 40 dollars... 40 flippin dollars!!!
You're probably saying something like "Well Irene you didn't have to look at the television."
Yeah well screw you too buddy.

Gas prices are way to fucking high so what do they do?  Put a flippin zombie box at the fill up station instead of ending the war or funding research on alternative fuels.  It's like someone bitch slapping you and then saying it's alright… no really it's alright.

Is this what our society is coming to?  Something is wrong and they anesthetize us or try to anyway.  Thing is nobody really fusses about it because no body notices.  Jacked up shit is happening all over this once grand country of ours  and it stinks but somebody is spraying  jasmine scented potpourri and saying society is not decomposing its growing… see jasmine… jasmine.

Fuck you tricky rat bastards, something's very rotten in the state of Denmark god dammit and odor ease isn't going to cut it. (No offense to anyone who lives in Denmark)

It's not okay… covering up the funk is not going to make it disappear or make my 20 dollars come back.  Oh well I was most likely going to use that money to get cookies that the "noob" never brought me.  I'm pissed about that shit too.

Anyways, I may sound completely crazy from up here on my high horse but take a minute to look around you and see just how your government, your school, your family, hell even your damn dog is trying to anesthetize, sedate, deaden of otherwise stupid-tize you