Rat Bastards!!!

Disclaimer:  Before I go any further I want to make it perfectly clear that I do not have anything against cops but I do have something against   jack asses and son's of motherless goats.

 

 

Monday night while I was in class, Terick went to the late night Hawaiian Barbeque joint to get dinner. On the way home he was pulled over by two cops because his turn signal was whitish instead of yellowish. 

The cop asks him
"So have you ever been to jail?"
He should have responded
-Yes officer.  As a matter of fact it is a vital part of the black man's coming of age ceremony.
In reality he quite intelligently answered
-No

Later that night after he tells me this
Me: What's his * badge  *number I demand his * badge number
Terick:  just as calm as ever  Christine said the same thing
Me: * Rat bastards burn in  * hell.
Terick: Christine didn't quite say that
Me: What's his * badge number
Terick: Are you gonna go down there and
Me:  Damn skippy and hells coming with me… and by the way hell's name is Christine.

 

WTF Have you ever been to jail?!
How the hell are you going to ask someone that
Sure it was dark
Sure he is a black man in a wooly fleece hoodie
Sure he's driving a benz but WTF

Wtf wtf wtf wtf
I can't even think in words
I'm going to have to resort to emoticons soon.

 

 He still refusing to give me that * badge number

 

* Multiple expletives and/or  f-bombs shooting about  like snowflakes in a Wisconsin winter storm