Pink:   I saw Wolverine last week
Me:      and
Pink:   It was amazing
Me:     I thought I would give her a second chance Was Hugh Jackman’s ass amazing or was the movie amazing?
Pink:   Both
Me:      fucking sigh

 

 

Anyways onto something that issssssss amazing Star Trek!!!
I achieved orgasm just thinking about it…. but it was an angry orgasm.

Because this guy (Zachary Quinto) Who plays this guy  (Sylar the sociopath serial killer king of the douches, emperor of asshats who doesn’t have the decency to stay dead… I don’t care if he has turned good I don’t fucking trust him)

 

Is playing this guy.  Who is you know... GOD   (yes really)

 

And I'm angry because

(Oh god) +  (fuck you)  = (Oh God Fuck Me)





(squared)

see angry sex            :)

Which would be totally amazing since Vulcan’s are really strong and he would pin me down and go all slow while gazing at me intensely. His face a logical mask though his passion is belied by the “obvious” and the sweat accumulating across his virile Vulcan brow.  He would be infuriatingly stoic as I screamed curses before succumbing to his…. melding.  His long hard melding.

 

yea fucking sigh .....hold me? 

on second thought spank me!!!!