missrenie | The possible begining of an epicly twisted saga... or Fuck Buddy #1: an idea introduced

Me:      god damn’t I need to kick something
            (GASP)
            i figured it out
           i'm horny!!!

Kris: well, there you go you need a friend with benefits

Me:      I have not been horny for a long time ... this sucks ass!!!
            jesus how was I ever a productive human being
          I can't even think straight
            I'm craving caffeine
            I’m moody as hell
            I am not sleeping well
           and i'm hyper aware of my poor vagina

Kris: you're in a crappy situation

Me: fuck
oh well

Kris: what about some of your bi friends

Me: they are all in the friend zone and hello!!! bi does not = slut whore. I will just have to suck it up like everyone else

Kris: no I mean why can't you ask them to help you find a fuck buddy?

Me: because bi doesn’t = slut whore… and well I never really considered a fuck buddy I mean I don't know if i can do it
spanking someone is one thing,
raunchy play is one thing
sex is another
I deeply enjoy sex and I don't think I can have a fuck buddy
but ask me again in a month

Kris: I'll ask you again in 4 minutes

Me: hahahha
so you do know me well

Kris: yes

Kris: so are you going to get a fuck buddy

Me: you suck.

The possible begining of an epicly twisted saga... or Fuck Buddy #1: an idea introduced

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